Come here close, come here, see?
“Are these the things you said I need?”
“Wait a second, what is this?”
My trick worked, now you do belong to me
Come on down, don’t be shy
“I think that we should let it be”
Just you wait, you won’t regret
“You’re really starting to scare me”
You worry wart, this room is safe
“Are you just playing hard to get?”
Ask yourself, would I do that?
“I’m not sure sir cause we just met”
Here we are, just take a look!
“This place seems like its cool I guess”
You’re oh so right, now have a seat
“I see the checkerboard and chess”
There there now, let’s have a peek
“A peek at what, you silly man?”
A look at at all the options, see?
Because you’ve walked into my plan
“Wait a minute, what’d you say?”
Don’t fret now darling, just relax
Get yourself a comfy seat
And sit there till I sharp my ax
“Haha man, very funny,
Quit the acting, come here now”
You think I’m acting? Oh my dear
It’s not a joke, I’ll show you how
There we are, buckled in
“The hell is this you’re being weird?”
That’s okay, for very soon
I’ll show you what you all have feared
I think I’ll start with toenails, yes?
Shucking them like oyster shells
Soon you’ll realize who I am
And wish you were in seven hells
But wait right there and say a prayer
You aren’t going to see the light
And when I’m done and had my fun
You’ll wish you hadn’t swiped me right