Spare a moment of your time and talk to me objectively
This elephant must be addressed, its been standing there rejecting me
The topic of discussion was created here specifically
You guessed it: rap culture; let’s review it scientifically
I needn’t say for we all know that music molds and shapes our mind
So first let’s talk about how rap is so…refined
After all, doesn’t everyone like money, cars, and clothes?
And let us not forget what’s most important: hoes
Just hear me out before I twist your panties in a wad
I admit that not all rap is like the oppo word of God
But let’s be real and speak in generalities
So let’s please cut the shit and drop the useless, dumb formalities
In fact hold on I’ll tell you what, let’s try something on the run
Let’s take a shot at mimicking the rap game, don’t that sound fun?
Ahem. Give me a moment to prepare my new mentality
After all I’m new to this, I must change my personality
That’s right you bitches listen up, this white boy rap’s begun
These tasty bars will burn so hot, like wagyu steak that’s overdone
All this coming off the top, the lid is popping off
So much fire on this page you’d think I threw a Molotov
This is not hip hop, this is ass whip hop
Let’s switch the rhymes up on this text
Take a breath, collect yourselves
You’ll need the air for what’s up next
Hold up Matt the fuck is this? I think the flow just changed somehow
That’s right ma-fucka I switched it up this game is run by rhythm now
I hope you laced the Jordans on cause the pace is picking up ya’ll
I’ll tell you what just numb your lungs, here take this alcohol
Don’t be shy bitch take it all, open the throat wait that’s what she said
Aw come on now you know I’m playin, or maybe not cause that’s good head
There we are don’t that feel nice? These fifths can always heal the pain
I hope you brought your parka too, the forecast says its bout to rain
Actually fuck it I think this rap is done
I think we had a solid quarter Asian run
Oh, before I forget just one last thing:
No hoes we’re harmed in this production
They’ve been chillin’ in my bed…for accidental reproduction
