Majestic Mister Baxter Now just a silhouette Why you say? Well today He lost a big ole bet See Baxter thinks he suavé That he can woo just any lass So at the park I asked him Her? “You bet your ass” So there he went, the doggo He went to win this bet I … More Majestic Mister Baxter
Grand Moff Baxter just got a snip That’s a good thing, he needed it But hair, who cares? The point at hand Is how paws wield the Force o’er hands Yes it’s true, I’m forced to say (npi) These canine Jedi? Well, they don’t play Through the softness of their paws They harness Force like … More Grand Moff Baxter
If it was easy we’d all be an ace It’s not in the cards so we fight to save face The game isn’t checkers so most say it’s chess Those in the show know there’s more to address Pieces get toppled and pieces get checked Everyone watches and wonders what’s next Step in arena I … More The Hand We’re Dealt
I know you know I know the things that dwell inside your mind And even though that may be so there’s still much I want to find I don’t care if it’s up there and hasn’t seen the light of day Anything you say or sing it will always be okay I often wonder when … More Wildcard
Nobody wants to admit truth They dodge this old Confession Booth They say just what we want to hear Instead of what is true, and dear The fake facades they cast about Are nothing more than fear, and doubt “I wonder if they will judge me” “What will they say? I disagree” I do not … More We Are
I love you, Dad I know it’s sad But time has passed and things are done I don’t hate you And this is true Because Mom said love everyone This life I’ll live I will forgive Forget the things that dragged me down I love you, Dad It is so sad I wish there was … More I Love You, Dad
This ship keeps drifting, south, now west Dealing with what’s on my chest Something stop the chaos please I ask one thing: stability I brace myself, a wave rolls by Crashing into my ship’s side I stumble, try to catch myself But all I finds a broken shelf Soaking wet, I’m laying here Tears of … More Anchor
Oh my God I never sod Sod the catch Of yesteryear But if I must Well I’m unjust Unjust if I don’t make this clear There is food Yes it’s good Good and all you want to hear It comes from south It’s what we’re ‘bout The taste will tell your tongue, oh dear Bless … More Nashville
Why’d you eat that?! “Just bepaws” I told you not to! “It was my jaws” I know, but still! “Well they aren’t me” Oh my friggin god… “My B” “What, you no love me?” My heart is palp… “It’s k, come here” “Come here, I halp” Palpitating! “Wait wassat mean?” You drive me crazy “I’m … More Dog Rhymes
Tell me this Have you heard? So and so just married him Did she really? Oh my god I thought she said she’d bury him Where’d you hear that? I don’t know Fars I know she’d carry him Let’s think back To that day Things were said ‘twer oer’heard It was first hand information Wasn’t … More Reputations
I feel the pain I feel it, yes I feel the sear that sits, unrests This knife is there It’s unaware It gleans and rests, asks if you dare It teases you You know it’s true It’s nothing that you’d ever do It stays, the thought It isn’t caught It’s in our minds, it is … More Romeo & Juliet
Majestic Mr. Baxter He’s back, oh yes that’s right He’s so cool that this one fool Thought day had turned to night Majestic Mr. Baxter Wassat? The puppy park? Okay I guess but don’t forget No bites. Just only barks Majestic Mr. Baxter I know, you never bite But still my bro you never know … More Majestic Mr. Baxter, cont’d
Some may not like this Though it’s true So blame, don’t cast on me It is something Needed saying Please listen, carefully Many things of late Are awful This, we all agree Yet we must realize That these things Are isolated, see All throughout the world There’s lived The prejudiced, sadly Though that does not … More America the Beautiful
Never have I ever longed for cold and bleak December, no, that month is writhe with all my plight, it holds the worst things I remember There is but one day I yearn, it is on the twenty-third, ‘tis a day when children pray and do things that which they all learn But underneath that … More The Book of Job
I think you need to understand We’re all in this, hand in hand And that we might stay up at night Asking if this world is right Or if its some sick trickster’s joke And though we all think we are woke Ask yourself, is this real? Is this how I’m supposed to feel? What … More Answers
Hey there you, what a day The sun is out and children play Care for naught, and naught a care If only Life could pause and stay A gleeful sight Until midnight When all dark thoughts Turn on a light Making me remember That sad month before September All hope was lost, the greatest cost … More Loss of the Loved
What comes next I want to know My mind needs mending Madly so Fear is part of everything The why behind the why behind The good, the bad, the greatest deed Fear is there with its own kind Madness, Anger, Lust, Contempt They’re all part of its posse, see And if it isn’t held at … More After Life
Little dogs, they puzzle me They think they are so tough They say all day that “I don’t bark!” “No I don’t bark, I ruff!” Hmm, okay, if so you say I guess you sure are tough But when that German Shepherd howls I bet you’ve had enough “Yeah right! Watch this!” “I’ll out-bark him!” … More Little Dogs
I wish I may, I wish I might I wish to find a star tonight One that glances when it dances For my heart and sees my plight One that’s out there In the sky Hidden from the naked eye Someone seeking, all alone Eyes set forward, not on a phone I wish I may, … More Laissez-Faire
Tardigrade tardigrade I wish I knew how you were made If I did I’d have a kid and mix it with your DNA You live in places fancy You live in places neat You live in cold conditions You even live in heat Tardigrade tardigrade Help me with this barricade I’ve made a lock so … More Tardigrade, Tardigrade
