Grr Barker “Grr Barker! You have forgotten your vest-piece!” As the gigantic crowd gathering around the fairgrounds sits in anticipation of the Games, the magic-wielding mentor of Grr Barker, heir to the Bone, chases after the daring Prince holding a Leash of Armor in his hand. “Fear not, Squirrelin!” Grr Barker shouts back as he … More The Ward & the Bone: 2
The Beginning Lo, verily, and behold. It was the seventh hour of the seventh day of the seventh month of the seventh year of the seventh century of the seventh Age; the Bone Age. For so long had the Realm been ruled by the monsters of yesteryear. Those snide, cunningly demonic oppressors who could see … More The Ward and the Bone: 1
You humans bore me, yes its true I shall scoff, and yawn at you That leash you hold is nothing, I just let it be At any point I’ll chew it, and set my smart self free Its cute you think you own me, it really makes me laugh I’ll just play dumb then lift … More You Humans
There is a certain thing that’s true Regardless of the age Ere the days when fires grew ‘Tis they who warmed the stage Hidden, they’re amongst us, who Commit life to their gift While ‘oft taken for granted, true Its they who push, and lift Endless innovation; thought Relentless drive, it seems Armed with minds, … More Create
Why you always look at me? Its really creepy, Mr B In bed, at work, the times I pee Those beady little eyes I see You realize you can roam around? It’s not like you are trapped in the pound It’s weird when I don’t hear a sound Then I look down, you’re on the … More Stop Looking at Me
There is but one thing that I wish That way back then, I’d bought a fish Let me explain, it wont take long: They know which species they belong My purpose for this poem, I’ve used Is just to rant, for I’m confused I could’ve sworn I bought a dog As time goes on, it … More My Dog, the Cat
You want an album? No I say Cause I don’t rap, not any day I just write, my words they say Enough for you and me today I get it, all these things I write They make sense when you read at night This world is filled with hate and fright And reading lends … More No I Say
When you’re bored, don’t bitch at me Just shut your trap and write, you dweeb Don’t pout and whine and stare and blink Just grab that pen and think and think Come up with something folks will read And sell it so your dog can feed Don’t waste your time excusing the Stops to … More Tough Love
Oftentimes, I’ll look to see The person looking back at me Watching through a hazy lens At who that strange reflection is Staring forward, several blinks Is he the person that he thinks? Does he do the things he speaks? Is practice coming from the preach? My eyes still glare, this man ahead … More Don’t Wait
Such horror, tonight As he lays to rest Pure evil shall stand On this old mans chest It sips, it slurps Inhales it all As his poor misty soul Fades into its jaw These creatures, you see Aren’t at all what they seem Don’t let these ghouls trick you Don’t let them redeem For when … More Cats
How the World Should Work 