You humans bore me, yes its true
I shall scoff, and yawn at you
You think YOU took ME when we saw Sarge?
Matt, bitch please, you know this dogs in charge
That leash you hold is nothing, I just let it be
At any point I’ll chew it, and set my smart self free
Its cute you think you own me, it really makes me laugh
I think I’ll just play dumb, lift my leg and soak your calf
Oh look! We’re at the dog park, I’ll just wag my tail
Pretend to like that Shih Tzu, shitting on your woodchip trail
Aha! Don’t think I missed it, the poo you didn’t scoop
You looked over each shoulder, and said “just leave that poop”
So predictable are you, in your human suits
You wouldn’t last a single day in my Baxter boots
And to you, all humans, I must say one thing
Get all affairs in order, the end of days, I bring
How the World Should Work 