Today is the day on which we celebrate the birth
Of the greatest, kindest boss that’s ever walked the Planet Earth
I sit here as I think of all the others who have lived
And wonder how best describe her? Easy: adjectives!
Amazing, awesome, adored, brilliant, bombshell, best,
Coolest, calmest, candid, demonstrably well-dressed
Fearfully ferocious foodie, gifted, giving, great,
For ages I could go on; there’s just so many traits!
So on today we say this, to our beloved boss Miss Kay
From deepest hearts we thank you, and HAPPIEST BIRTHDAY!
How the World Should Work 