I’m so much higher in Fiber and Vitamin C
You’re just a cartoon gimmick that’s lesser than me!
C’s anti-oxidize and help them absorb
Immune systems thank me, I bring Iron on board
And how about vision and your tissue health?
My Vitamin A count is brimming in wealth
Your names even stupid! You’re “Spinach”, I’m “Kale”
It’s like me comparing a guppy and whale
Kids pretend to eat you, but in truth you bore
More often than eaten, you’re swept off the floor
Go stuff yourself where you belong: in a can
I’m fresh, you know why? Because Kale’s the man
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How dare you disrespect Spinach!
You listen here you green of a bitch
All that absorbing that’s helped by your C?
That Iron you brag of? It’s coming from ME
And don’t get me started on who lifts more weight
Cells can’t even grow were it not my Folate
They’d all just be single and waiting to die
If not for this “gimmick” they need to divide
Birth defects hate me cause Folates the bomb
Before you were born guess who ate me? Your mom!
You aren’t even noticed when put next to me
A footnote ignored in my biography
You know what decides who’s the green that prevails?
It’s easy, you peasant. Just look at my sales! 🎤
How the World Should Work 