The Grammar Nazi Dot your “I’s” and cross your “T’s” For fear of err, or wrong Well look right here, oh can’t you see? That comma don’t belong Hey, you listen here! So get this through your head Stop focusing on the stupid rules And hear the POINT, instead A colin, a comma, it matters … More The Grammar Nazi
What things go through your head When you lay down and no one is there? When you know that no one is listening Is it a dream, or perhaps a nightmare? Do you think of the rest of the world And how we’re all stuck in a cell? Or maybe those shoes you’ve been wanting … More You
Such horror, tonight As he lays to rest Pure evil shall stand On this old mans chest It sips, it slurps Inhales it all As his poor misty soul Fades into its jaw These creatures, you see Aren’t at all what they seem Don’t let these ghouls trick you Don’t let them redeem For when … More Cats
You know what’s fake? Saying “well, that was good” “But now let’s try another take” No, instructor, that’s not right If the first take wasn’t good You should’ve had the balls to type: “Hey, I’m sorry, I’m just being real” “But that take there wasn’t good” “It simply didn’t hit the feel” See? It’s easy, … More Critique
I’m so close, Mom I can feel it I’ve kept my post, Mom Done what I said I’d do It’s all about to take off, Mom Please, stay on board with me Your soul has been my compass, Mom It’s the only thing that’s driving me Everything ahead is ‘cause of you And the thing … More To You, Mom
Whatchu mean you don’t wanna say please? You better take a step back and consider your priorities Whatchu want more? Change or the argument? Number one, please. Number two, cause dissent. People won’t change unless you give em what they wanna hear I don’t care if you don’t like that, that’s the way it is, … More Priorities
Why do you work? Think about it Please, I’m not joking Actually think. Because you get paid, no? It’s simple, agree? Don’t you agree though? Now keep up with me Lets take one more step, huh? Get onto this bus Why do we get paid, huh? Whats money to us? It lets us buy things … More What are we Doing?
Monday, Friday Every day through the week Working, writing Never hanging with the weak Paying, my dues Those that came before me Same grind, same time Time off? Please that bores me No sir, no ma’am Sure, I talk politely At night? All night Writing, it consumes me Let’s take a break A break from … More My Life
Let me tell you ‘bout a scene I don’t wanna see Sittin’ dark ‘n cold in a room I don’t wanna be Waitin’ for the doc to come out and console me Tell me “it’s alright”, “it’ll heal”, “just an atrophy” No It wasn’t that, that was it, this was gonna be Different from the … More NO
Take a step back, just Hang on a few mins Is it really the right thing To put humans in pens? What if instead, we Gave ‘em a chance to regret Opened their eyes, wide Made ‘em look at their mess Showed ‘em the pain, and Maybe drag ‘em through dirt But after the end, … More Institutions
How the World Should Work 