You humans bore me, yes its true
I shall scoff, and yawn at you
That leash you hold is nothing, I just let it be
At any point I’ll chew it, and set my smart self free
Its cute you think you own me, it really makes me laugh
I’ll just play dumb then lift my leg and soak your two legged human calf
Oh look! We’re at the dog park, I’ll just wag my tail
Pretend to like that Shih Tzu there that’s shitting on the wood-chip trail
Don’t think I missed it by the way, that poo you didn’t scoop
You looked around, then at the ground, and thought “nah I’ll just leave that poop”
So predictable you all are, in your silly human suits
None of you would last a day in my beauty Baxter boots
Anyway enough of this, I tire of critiquing you
Take me home to my gnaw-bone and love on me, whilst I chew
How the World Should Work 