Someone told me “Find a wife and settle down”
I looked at them and said “Okay, why don’t we talk and break this down”
They cleared their throat and said “Ahem. Here is the righteous path of man”
I cleared my own and said “Hold on. What if I’m not like all all of them?”
They scratched their head and said instead, “But this is how we all do things”
I looked at them and, with a grin, said “We also used to bow to Kings”
I told them that the way things were are not the way that things are now
I told them that some people need to do things before settling down
Just because a person doesn’t have a kid or a big house
Does not mean that the person is a lessor one without a spouse
Sometimes people really want to do things they’re remembered for
That doesn’t make them magically some kind of monster to abhor
So cool it with “You’re single man, what on earth is wrong with you?”
Because it’s so annoying when you’re judgement gets the best of you
Understand that people are dynamic and don’t fit a mold
‘Cause if you don’t so help me God, I’ll smack you as my beer, they hold
How the World Should Work 