Tardigrade tardigrade
I wish I knew how you were made
If I did I’d have a kid and mix it with your DNA
You live in places fancy
You live in places neat
You live in cold conditions
You even live in heat
Tardigrade tardigrade
Help me with this barricade
I’ve made a lock so I can block the germs from this here lemonade
How are you so strong?
How do you survive?
How do you keep house on poo and still maintain a wife?
Tardigrade tardigrade
Amazes me in every way
It’s not fair this water bear
Can live in places I can’t stay
How the World Should Work 