Chivalrys dead! Or so it is said On this, I ponder quite long It’s really no chore Kindly holding your door Yet you glare, like something is wrong It’s fine! Some will sneer I’ll get it! They’ll jeer Independent, a woman am I Your help? I’ve no need These mouths, he shall feed Career driven, … More The Gentleman
I poked some fun, so fair I’ll play And joke about us guys today Have you seen my muscle gain? Wait I’ll zoom, that selfie frame My abs are stronger than my brain It matters not to chicks I’ve slain Bro keep pushing, hit the max Don’t tell them we bikini wax The girls want … More A PSA for Mistreated Women
Start with compliment Then sprinkle the negatives End with compliment
The time has come, I think it so To say something that we all know There’s groups, there’s squads, there’s little cliques But none compare to Team White Chicks Like ohmigosh! Kisses, hugs While sipping lattes, wearing Uggs These leggings fit, or make me fat? C’mon girl, just ask Snapchat Great idea! They’re just so … More White Girls
Why play with our emotions Why do you tease us so? You give us so much sunshine Just to cover us in snow It isn’t cool if you ask me And it’s pissing others off So why do you keep laughing As we sneeze and wheeze and cough? Maybe it was funny When your joke … More TN Weather
In times long since lost In a land long forgot There existed a vessel Where minds turned to rot It’d come unexpected When things all seemed great The engine’d turn on As it’d exit its gate It’d halt all your progress And end your hard work The block would set in Your thoughts it would … More The Struggle Bus
The Literary Agent Ages ago, when everyone knew That writing was valued, respected, and true An old Agent lived who repped scribblers like Poe’s She pushed every day, and sold all his poems Back then things were hard, they weren’t like today Where all you must do – is be EL James Just write about … More The Literary Agent
“Hey guys! Has anyone seen my jar of annoying whispering wisps?” Approaching the Lenghornian village’s central meeting area, Dustin the Determined asks his co-workers where his pets might be. “Oh yeah, we actually threw them out.” Chris the Comical tells him. “They all died. Did you not feed them?” His quizzical stare slowly fading into … More The Revolt Returns: 9
shhhhhhh letusoutofthisstupidjaryouslickhairedmaniac shhhhhhh Back in the Lenghornian village, Dustin the Determined is carrying around his jar of wisps like a trophy. Easily entertained, he looks at them with the grin of a school boy looking at his first bowl of sea monkeys. “Ha!” He laughs. “Stupid wisps. Bet you wish you hadn’t made fun of … More The Revolt Returns: 7
This chapter is the first in which Carson’s new companion Squeak comes along. Chapter 14 What the Hell? Carson, is that you? The morning after his first night in his new Pod residence, Carson wakes up in his bed overlooking the living area. Rolling over, his inner dialogue wishes him good morning. Um…who else would … More Introducing Squeak
How the World Should Work 