Oh why play with our ‘motions
Why do you tease us so?
You give us so much sunshine
Then cover us in snow
Its really getting ‘noying
Its pissing all us off
And yet you keep on laughing
As we sneeze and cough
Maybe it was funny
When the joke was firstly told
But after time one hundred
This joke is getting old
So get your shit together
Consistent’s all we ask
We’re sick of wearing shorts
With a jacket and ski mask