Why play with our ‘motions
Why do you tease us so?
You give us so much sunshine
Just to cover us in snow
It isn’t cool if you ask me
And it’s pissing others off
So why do you keep laughing
As we sneeze and wheeze and cough?
Maybe it was funny
When your joke was firstly told
But after time one thousand
The humors fucking old
So get your shit together
Consistent’s all we ask
We’re sick of wearing shorts
With a jacket and ski mask