The time has come, I think it so
To say something that we all know
There’s groups, there’s squads, there’s little cliques
But none compare to Team White Chicks
Like ohmigosh! Kisses, hugs
While sipping lattes, wearing Uggs
These leggings fit, or make me fat?
C’mon girl, just ask Snapchat
Great idea! They’re just so tight
Wait! This latte’s skinny, right?
Girl you know I order true
Never whole milk, that’s just ew!
Phew! Yes girl, you I trust
Come on now, tan we must
Those beds are hot, just like fire
Girl! My VS coup is ‘gon expire
The mall it is, we mustn’t wait!
Clothes and shoes, that white chick bait
On the way we pass the lake
Jeep’s windows down, playing Drake
Phone’s are out, texting “him”
Tweeting, gramming, oh! Re-pin
Now we’re done, clothes are bought
Night is ours, so what’s the spot?
Girl its midtown, call a cab
This Tinder match looks so damn fab
Let’s meet up, what do you do?
You’re self-employed? Boy that means ew!
C’mon girl, this bar is bust
And plus I think I drank too much
Let’s go home and take some pics
Oh don’t you love some Team White Chicks?