“Quesadilla! Why is there no salt on my swine?!” Far to the East, the realm’s new manager Spam shouts at her brainless Chilian manservant. Despite her managerial commitment to Lenghorn, she has diabolically crafted an alter-ego which, in her spare time, she utilizes to control the activities of the Lenghornian’s rivals. “Apologies, my liege,” the … More The Revolt Returns: 6
“WOAH Nelly!!” Tugging the reigns of Norman the Steed, Dustin the Determined halts her beautiful backside at the entrance to the server village’s nearby Forest of Broccoli Florets. “I told you not to call me that, Dustin.” Norman sneers, turning her head to grimace at the nervous rider. “Oh, right…sorry. Norm. Er, Norma. I mean Normal. … More The Revolt Returns: Ep 2
“It cannot be so!” High atop the hills overlooking the Lenghornian Village of Servers, Cedric the Everhigh gasps as he hears news that Xavier the Unicorn’s coat has lost it’s color. “Its true!” Wails Rachel, the Host Who Must Not Be Flirted With For Fear of Boyfriendly Retribution. “I just saw him gulping water by … More The Revolt Returns: Ep 1
His name is Jacob Sellars. Below is an excerpt from one of the paragraphs that describes him. I really want to provoke the deep, visceral thoughts that we all have with this story and it’s characters. Touching taboo topics is sometimes a necessary thing if we want to achieve progress. Humanity needs an awakening. “Knowing this … More Sneak Peak at a New Character in Continuity: Coalition
Chapter 1 “Can you believe it’s been eleven months since the Battle for Free Servitude?” Peacefully plowing her fields of terrible-tasting seasonal carrots, Stephanie the server comments to her co-worker, Brian the Frequently Requested, about how quickly time has passed since the epic liberation from their oppressive managers. “It’s hard to.” Brian replies. “It seems … More The Lenghornian Revolt: The Full Second Sequence
“Teeheeheehee!!!!” Approaching from the Western hills, the chicken-winged brainless cooks fly toward Slug’s Keep, nestled not far beyond his castle walls and the Tower of Management. Swooping in through an open stone window, they perch themselves on top of the banisters overlooking his bedchamber. “My liege,” one of the cooks screeches. “Our quest is complete! … More The Lenghornian Revolt Returns: Pt 11
Due to the many requests I received to consolidate the individual chapters, below is the first installment of The Revolt in its entirety. Enjoy! Chapter 1 You have got to be kidding me. Reaching into her apron for the third time, Marcia grabs yet another straw and hands it to the four year old child … More The Lenghornian Revolt: Full First Sequence
How the World Should Work 