Today is a day that I must put away
All the laughing and all of the jokes
Instead through this font, tell a secret all want
So remember these words and take notes
All men on this Earth, no matter their worth
They all have one thing on their mind
One key they all seek, the search always bleak
For women, they make us men blind
No longer you’ll fret, for in I shall let
This info’s been guarded through time
Tonight all will show, what so few of us know
The way to get ladies in line
And though kept in guard, in truth it’s not hard
This thing, resist they cannot
To set the right mood, just buy them some food
And bam, you’ve hit the right spot
How the World Should Work 