How the World Should Work

Do you ever feel you’re lonely?

Are you ever feeling down?

Life can feel so stagnant

When there’s no one else around

Well if you answered yes

Good news I have for you

A simple, easy method

To change your one to two

Go out  and find a shelter

Or perhaps a trusted store

Then check out all the good boys

And pet them till you’re sore

Soon that one will stick out

A connection you will feel

And sooner than you know it

Your pain will start to heal

The love you feel’s the greatest

That bond you’ll both create

Soon you’ll have a best friend

The bad will turn to great

So wait no more, get out there!

Don’t be a bumpy log

Find your local breeder

And get yourself a dog!