My Snoring Lot

I know I had a chance to rise when that old man, a sign he brought Me and Maw had read it and a job it had, it asked a lot “Welcome to the World”, it said, “We need to build this fort we drawt” “And any man who builds it will rise socially, he’ll … More My Snoring Lot

Dog Tornado

Are those pillows to your liking? Since you’ve spread them everywhere? Are you packing to go hiking? You sure took time arranging, there I do not get it, little dude Why must you make a mess? To be frank, it’s kinda rude Can you not just chill and rest? All the blankets, all the throws … More Dog Tornado

Dog Breath

What do you do when you’re faced with a curse? A fate that is worse than your death? A thing that can just be described as the worst A thing that is Baxter’s dog breath? I usually let him jump onto my lap It’s not a big deal, normally But when I wake up after … More Dog Breath

Sleepster

If you were to ask “What’s he good at now, Matt?” I would tell you that there is one thing If you were to ask “Does it make him look fat?” I would say “Really? Just look at the thing.” For of all of the things we can do in this world He basically cares … More Sleepster

My Dog is Famous

Oooookay! Where do I even begin? I suppose a little background context is a good place to start. So my dog, Mr Baxter, has a nasty habit of chewing his leashes. He’s pretty much the perfect pup outside of that one annoying, economically burdening trait. Most of my brainstorming for writing is done with a … More My Dog is Famous

Mr. Baxter

Focus forward,  On this page My mind and screen are blurred I need to pick  The text that’s next Perfection, every word  Alas! Oh yes, This word is best It strikes the perfect chord But wait! I’ll tell Dude, what the Hell?  You’re on my damn keyboard! For real, my man ‘Twas funny, yeah When … More Mr. Baxter

Dogs

Do you ever feel you’re lonely? Are you ever feeling down? Life can feel so stagnant When there’s no one else around Well if you answered yes Good news I have for you A simple, easy method To change your one to two Go out  and find a shelter Or perhaps a trusted store Then check … More Dogs

Mr Baxter

This has been a long time coming. I should actually be somewhat ashamed of myself that I’ve had this blog for a year now and haven’t written anything committed to my best friend in the universe. The time has come to end this travesty. Today I commend my little friend here, Mr Baxter. He likes … More Mr Baxter