IMPORTANT: HUMAN BEINGS ARE VOLATILE, DANGEROUS, AND EMOTIONALLY UNPREDICTABLE
***Handle with utmost caution. Do not allow these creatures outside of the included habitat***
Setting her instruction booklet aside, the little girl takes one final look at her “teenie-weenies”, before clearing the tank to make room for her next batch of creatures.
“Sorry little guys!! I know you’ve been having the time of your lives in there, but I’ve got some new teenie-weenies on the way!! Daddy says they are even more exciting than you guys! Much smarter and more fun to play with. I’m sooooooo sorry!!!!!!”
Grasping the enclosure with her trunk, the little girl dumps the entire habitat of human beings into the drain inside her bathroom, flushing them down into the abyss below.
“Have fun down there!!” She shouts, smiling as the very last human swirls around in a vortex of death.
“All clean Daddy!” The girl shouts, waiting for her father to bring in her new pets. “These humans were fun.”
How the World Should Work 