It puts the lotion on its skin
Or else it gets the hose again
“What a minute, why’d you stop?”
“My hairs so matted, it’s a mop!”
“Turn the water on again”
“I’m not done bathing, creepy friend”
Hold on, what? I thought that I –
“Shut up, dude! It’s time to dry”
“Now turn the water spigot off”
“So I don’t drown or start to cough”
But I’m a killer, aren’t you scared?
“Bro, I think you are impaired”
“The only thing you need to do”
“Is fix your fucking dad issue”
“I get it, sure, that you weren’t loved”
“But hands are better when they’re ungloved”
“Don’t hide the shit that you’ve been through”
“I know your pain, I’ve felt it too”
“Don’t take your anger out on us”
“Because some jerk destroyed your trust”
“How bout you look inside instead?”
“And realize that we all have bled”
Well this is awkward; that makes sense
So tell me how to recompense
“Come here then, I’ll show you how”
“This hatred you must disavow”
Okay then, I guess I’ll quit
Wait, I won’t fall for this dumb shit
Shut up please; now where was I?
Oh yeah thats right: time to die
