I sleep over here, I sleep over there
You say don’t sleep where? Wait I really don’t care
I’ll cover your mouth as I sleep on your lap
So you can shutup while I take my nap
You know that you need me to keep yourself whole
So stop your complaining and fill up my bowl
Each time we go out all the girls say “Hello!”
“No not you, you weirdo, I meant this doggo”
Admit it my friend, it’s me who’s the boss
You’ve only got two legs? Well sorry – your loss
My fur feels so good, so ferociously fine
The ladies will shun you and tell you “He’s mine!”
I’ll lay and I’ll bask there, and let them pet me
As all of them say “You’re so cute, Mr B!”
Then I will look at you, smile and wink
Barking “Fill my bowl human, and make me a drink!”
