I sleep over here; I sleep over thereYou tell me sleep where? I really don’t careI place paws on your mouth as I snooze on your lapBe silent, my servant! It’s time for my nap We both know you need me to keep yourself wholeSo stop your complaining and fill my food bowlOh. While you’re … More Kneel in Reverence, For I Am A Generous Dog
I drove in thought, as tend I do On whim, I paused as I passed through Pulled aside and spent the day Atop the bluffs, where my dog played And though he is not with me now I felt him there, some way, somehow The moss, a feel of fur it had The breeze, sound … More Cherish
It’s been awhile Yes awhile Since I wrote a poem But that’s because Yes it’s because I haven’t been alone I got a dog And like a frog I jumped into a thing And now free time Has been declined For Pips a pong to ping I made that up Just like her sup The … More Okay Back, Honeymoon’s Over
Hello pretty Pip! I think its time I wrote a pweem So although my friends all know ‘twas coming This won’t be as it seems Never mind, okay I lied That’s exactly what this is It’s just a pweem, with glamour, gleam Were she a drink, she’s fizz Welcome to the world, my girl … More Hello, Pip!
Always there, no matter what Happy, joyful, till the end There are no words to say how much I miss you Baxter, my best friend Side by side since just a pup When I was down, you brought me up I never would have gotten through The things I did, if not for you Others … More My Best Friend
There once was a sparrow who lived by herself, the loneliest of lonely birds She stayed in a nest which she’d built to fit more, but sadly it was only hers Each evening she nestled a place she could sleep, the same little spot every time She’d dream through the night that she’d fine’ly find … More The Sad, Lonely Sparrow
Mr. Baxter, he loves his life So much so, he took a knife Looked down at his abdomen And said “Know what? Screw this, I’m in” I looked at him, puzzled of course Because I’m fairly sure discourse Is capable among we men Not dogs, you know? Only humans So after getting over that I … More Place Your Vet
You may not like it, but rules are made It does not matter, sunshine, or shade I truly do feel bad for you But this is what we have to do I know you hate it, but it must be Like trees that grow from one small seed So don’t complain, it’s for the best … More If I Must
Baxter, Baxter, treat-eat master Always looking for a bite Always needing his next feeding Chompers chewing every night If he’s awake that means he’s hungry There is no if and or when If he’s not sleeping he is eating Tummy always grumble’n Ding ding ding! You hear that ring? Ears up, that was the microwave … More Baxter, Baxter
What is this? I see this mirror Reflecting back my greatest fear All events we see and hear Their purpose, all, remains unclear Rhyme and reason have no place In this forgotten, empty space We question why, yet answered naught As chaos, cruelly, has appeared Death, it laughs with irony It’s darkness finds the light … More Why
Majestic Mister Baxter Now just a silhouette Why you say? Well today He lost a big ole bet See Baxter thinks he suavé That he can woo just any lass So at the park I asked him Her? “You bet your ass” So there he went, the doggo He went to win this bet I … More Majestic Mister Baxter
Grand Moff Baxter just got a snip That’s a good thing, he needed it But hair, who cares? The point at hand Is how paws wield the Force o’er hands Yes it’s true, I’m forced to say (npi) These canine Jedi? Well, they don’t play Through the softness of their paws They harness Force like … More Grand Moff Baxter
Why’d you eat that?! “Just bepaws” I told you not to! “It was my jaws” I know, but still! “Well they aren’t me” Oh my friggin god… “My B” “What, you no love me?” My heart is palp… “It’s k, come here” “Come here, I halp” Palpitating! “Wait wassat mean?” You drive me crazy “I’m … More Dog Rhymes
Majestic Mr. Baxter He’s back, oh yes that’s right He’s so cool that this one fool Thought day had turned to night Majestic Mr. Baxter Wassat? The puppy park? Okay I guess but don’t forget No bites. Just only barks Majestic Mr. Baxter I know, you never bite But still my bro you never know … More Majestic Mr. Baxter, cont’d
Little dogs, they puzzle me They think they are so tough They say all day that “I don’t bark!” “No I don’t bark, I ruff!” Hmm, okay, if so you say I guess you sure are tough But when that German Shepherd howls I bet you’ve had enough “Yeah right! Watch this!” “I’ll out-bark him!” … More Little Dogs
Majestic Mr Baxter He’s back, and don’t you know His paws, they hide in this car ride As he waits to steal the show See, we’ve discussed how we must trust This pup, for up is down And backwards god is dog, I say When written in this town Some may scoff, but they’re just … More I Heard That!
Tiny little minnow, floating during day Tiny little minnow, wassat I hear you say? Tiny little minnow, soaking up the sun Tiny little minnow, having so much fun! I watch from high up in the sky, is it a her or is it him? I cannot tell, why? Oh well, I have not seen it … More Tiny Little –
Mr. Baxter loves car rides He hops inside and then he hides Below his blanket, I see a claw Coming from his tiny paw I turn the key and we’re like “vroom” He has his seat and all that room Laying down, his head held low Until I open the window He pops right up, … More Car Rides
Majestic Mr. Baxter Looks proudly o’er His lands At all the things and thingies He made with His paw-hands For ‘twas this Dog who crafted all And all ‘twill come to be Still some think “woah”, but did you know ‘Twas all…so He could pee? Long ago a morning rose His bladder felt compressed The … More Majestic Mr. Baxter: Almighty Dog, Amen
You never wreck my to go box When I leave you in the car When we’re at the puppy park You never stray too far You learn new tricks At nine clock ticks I don’t know how you do it, bro You’re so dang cute You play the flute? I gave that up so long … More An Ode to Mr Baxter
How the World Should Work 