FOUR SCORE! And seven years ago
Hoover was the mover but there was Roosevelt, you know
They were cool and strings were pulled
Making a United States
They had their fun and once ‘twas done
They decided all your caps and rates
Then they locked you into things they promised they could own up, right?
Only to find out that there was no ribbon to ground that kite
Sinking you into a glue that does not fade or go away
Holding out their hand and asking “where’s my money due today?”
That’s it, you see
‘Tween you and me
The industry’s a monstrous scam
Unless you find someone who’s kind and thinks the way I think I am
Do not let, do not sell
Don’t do any of these things
Unless you’re working with a person who knows all of the hoops and rings