Baxter, Where’d You Go?

Baxter, where’d you go?

You were just here

Now you’re like “no”

It makes no freaking sense

I thought that you were helping me with all this stuff I do

How can I pay recompense?

I just want you sitting here as I write these things, my dude!

Please just come right back

I’ll give you your favorite snack

I just want your paw upon me

It’s not gay or that all rude

It’s weird I know, alright?

I don’t give a filth tonight

All I’m sayin’ is he’s basically my sidekick, yes it’s true

Yeah. I’m obsessed w my dog. Sue me.


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