Baxter, where’d you go?
You were just here
Now you’re like “no”
It makes no freaking sense
I thought that you were helping me with all this stuff I do
How can I pay recompense?
I just want you sitting here as I write these things, my dude!
Please just come right back
I’ll give you your favorite snack
I just want your paw upon me
It’s not gay or that all rude
It’s weird I know, alright?
I don’t give a filth tonight
All I’m sayin’ is he’s basically my sidekick, yes it’s true
Yeah. I’m obsessed w my dog. Sue me.