How the World Should Work

Many tales I have to tell

This one, friends, this one’s of Hell

Not the Hell the Bible sells

This Hell, well, this Hell’s a smell

Many men had walked this land

Before inventing the trash can

I wonder why? It’s simple, so

Just take your trash, and in it goes

Anyway, this smell I say

It did not seem to go away

I do not know what caused such stink

A shrimp? A ham? A shrimp, I think

I needed it to die, you see

And so yes, such genius, me

I sacrificed a fruit to Heaven

And now my trash smells like a lemon 🤗