Many tales I have to tell
This one, friends, this one’s of Hell
Not the Hell the Bible sells
This Hell, well, this Hell’s a smell
Many men had walked this land
Before inventing the trash can
I wonder why? It’s simple, so
Just take your trash, and in it goes
Anyway, this smell I say
It did not seem to go away
I do not know what caused such stink
A shrimp? A ham? A shrimp, I think
I needed it to die, you see
And so yes, such genius, me
I sacrificed a fruit to Heaven
And now my trash smells like a lemon 🤗