Baxter Has a Bed Mr Baxter has a bed It’s magical, the God dogs said For he can take his bone, you hear? And make that thing just disappear How did you get that so tucked in? What sorcery is this? Such sin I gave the rawhide for your teeth But now it’s buried underneath? … More Baxter Has a Bed
The path ahead, it’s new, you see Things needn’t be the way they seem They won’t remain as such for long For we can write our own birdsong Soothing leaves, they drift with ease They ride on every autumn’s breeze Gently gliding to the edge They are reborn upon the ledge Destinations, far unknown When … More Birdsong
Baxter Needs a Bath As I was walking down a path Scribbling some lyric rhythmic math I smelled a smell that smelled of wrath And I said “Baxter needs a bath!” Well, we walked around awhile And while I walked down this one aisle Of some trees that did beguile I said “Man! He needs … More Baxter Needs a Bath
I love my penguin on a leash I take him out and he’s like “preesh” We tie our tux and prep our feet He hops and squawks and kicks the rocks with all the friendly folks we meet Just look at him, the little guy, my penguin on a leash He loves to eat his … More Penguin on a Leash
Damn, I love my dog I mean you’on even know Every thing he does amazes me He just sits and I’m like “woah” He poops outside Comes for a ride Always playin’ in the snow He barks a lot He pants when hot He follows everywhere I go Y’all can’t even understand how awesome he … More Damn, I Love My Dog
I know I had a chance to rise when that old man, a sign he brought Me and Maw had read it and a job it had, it asked a lot “Welcome to the World”, it said, “We need to build this fort we drawt” “And any man who builds it will rise socially, he’ll … More My Snoring Lot
I sleep over here, I sleep over there You say don’t sleep where? Wait I really don’t care I’ll cover your mouth as I sleep on your lap So you can shutup while I take my nap You know that you need me to keep yourself whole So stop your complaining and fill up my … More Dogs Have Better Game
My little dog, he follows you He mimics all the things we do He wonders why there’s things out there Why he has nothing to compare He watches fights at the dog park He hears the hounds all howl and bark He asks them why they disagree They look at him, then look at me … More My Little Dog
A challenge, it should not be to Find someone to see things through Sharing life with only one For that’s what all the wolves have done Till death we part, they howl and cheer With a new litter every year The alpha finds his alpha mate To spend his life and share his fate What … More Memories
Are those pillows to your liking? Since you’ve spread them everywhere? Are you packing to go hiking? You sure took time arranging, there I do not get it, little dude Why must you make a mess? To be frank, it’s kinda rude Can you not just chill and rest? All the blankets, all the throws … More Dog Tornado
How the World Should Work 