I love my penguin on a leash
I take him out and he’s like “preesh”
We tie our tux and then go out and waddle on our feet
He hops and squawks and kicks the rocks with all the friendly folks we meet
Just look at him, my little guy, my penguin on a leash
His favorite restaurants always serve him one and only deesh
A plate adorned with cobbled corn and one, big juicy feesh
Oh how I love to waddle walk with my friend here on a leash
I tell you son, you should get one, you can find them on the beach
How the World Should Work 