Damn, I love my dog
I mean you’on even know
Every thing he does amazes me
He just sits and I’m like “woah”
He poops outside
Comes for a ride
Always playin’ in the snow
He barks a lot
He pants when hot
He follows everywhere I go
Y’all can’t even understand how awesome he can be
I mean come on
Spell his name wrong
It’s freakin’ backwards G.O.D.
I’m not tryna say he made the universe or us or anything
But let’s be real, this dog can heel a metaphoric ER wing
Just walk inside, the kids won’t hide
They love a little puppy dog
His therapy beats you and me and every online healthy blog
OH MY GOD
I simply can’t
I can’t I say
I said I can’t
He’s just too cute to put on mute
He even waters office plant
I can’t explain how perfect that his perfect perfect perfect is
The words exist as but a mist of what describes his perfectness
Anyway, let’s call it day
I need to take my dog outside
But wait! Aw look
He brought a book
My admiration cannot hide
How the World Should Work 