Baxter, where’d you go? You were just here Now you’re like “no” It makes no freaking sense I thought that you were helping me with all this stuff I do How can I pay recompense? I just want you sitting here as I write these things, my dude! Please just come right back I’ll give … More Baxter, Where’d You Go?
I don’t care where you have been For your past, or any sin All that matters is right now and that you’re here with me today All the feelings now upon us You can tell me – just be honest I know I’ll feel the same no matter what you think you’ll say I’ve been … More Here
In the 10th grade my English teacher taught me very much Like how to read and write real good and grammar things and such But one thing that eluded me was how it always seemed to seem That she struggled with this word so much, she called a poem: “pweem” “What’s this” you ask? “What’s … More My Pweematry
Alone tonight, can’t sleep, it’s true Cause all my thoughts, well, they’re on you Where’d you come from? Souls amiss You know, I didn’t plan for this Never thought of fonder things My mind has all these wanderings Keep it focused But wait, one sec That hug you gave around my neck It stayed with … More Lie Awake
Behavior. Human behavior. What does it mean? What makes us do what we do? Look. I’m not the smartest person on the planet, I get that. There are a billion people out there smarter th – . Actually wait. I’d like to think I’m at least like…top 10%. Let me start over. There are 700 … More How to Get Along With Folks 101
Twas Edgar Allan Poe, you see Who whispered “I know you know you want me” How’s that? She asked “Come on now, please” “They drip on my drip: POEtry” A mystery, his ladder’s rung None knew whereabouts Poe hung Still, secretly, bards’ gossip sung Pit pend’lums weren’t all that he swung That’s all it’d take … More Poe’s a Pimp
Fortune Favors the Bold Listen, listen, do you hear? The whistle of the wind is close, it holds the things of yesteryear Can you remember? Think it so All it takes is a few rakes and leaves that change in autumns row Orange and red, lest we forget For all things change, it’s true, and … More Fortune Favors the Bold
Am I crazy? Probably But let’s keep that ‘tween you and me Sure, I think – I think a lot I think and think and think and think and tie my brain into a knot Maybe I’m supposed to think about the things the news tells me Maybe I’m supposed to think about what gets … More Am I Crazy?
I hate this stupid world, and everybody in it They suck and suck and muck and muck and always seem to sin it I hate my stupid self, cause I know that I’m no different And I hate this whole dumb universe why did God have to begin it I hate this leeching dog, all … More I Hate Everything
I did not want to let things get so bad that it all came to this But now I’m forced to write this poem cause people blow and have me pissed Let me start by saying that I edit things without a fee For someone whose disabled and writes things that help her feel she’s … More Altruism
How the World Should Work 