How the World Should Work

Oh, won’t you just look

How she swoons. Don’t you wish

She’d just get her own room?

That smug, prissy, pompous fish

Ugh, all the glamour 

All the glint, all the glee

Get over yourself, fishy

You think you’re pretty?

Ha! All we fish 

Swim around, making fun

As you duck lip your way

Thinking you’re the only one

Well here’s some news, ma’am

All us others swim and swam

And we all think your body

Looks like gross belly spam

So who cares if you’re hot?

We all gossip, we all wish

Because truth lies inside,

That we’re all…jellyfish!