Lemme take you to an age before the days of Netflix
A time before you and I, when people made their own bricks
That’s right you pussy boys and girls – “Hold on a sec what year is this?”
One fucking seven, mother fucking seven six
That was the year that we stood and said, E-NUFF
“Take your shit back to Brit, this weak ass tea and other stuff”
“Hold on hat, you don’t like that? Go on get out your handcuff”
“I’m sick of all your taxes rather jump off Martha Vineyards bluff”
Waaaaait boyz, come on give me a break
The world’s been sleeping soundly now it’s fine’ly bout to be awake
Haven’t you heard? Healthcare should be a human right
Or could I be wrong? If so I don’t know why we fight
We’re changing the world, we stand here holding up our fists
All of you girls, get up and shame misogynists
We don’t like a President who judges people by their skin
Thank the God that we don’t think is real that none of us are Indian
Hooooold up, this isn’t what we fought for
We’re so ashamed at what became we’re rising out of Rushmore
It’s obvious that all you dweebs are needing this here crash course
So thank God you’re talking to the fucking eagle-blooded source
This. Isn’t. What. We. Had. In. Mind.
All. You. Do. Is. Bitch. And. Whine.
Man the fuck up, grow some balls and make this country free again
Turn off your TVs and fucking re-learn how to reason, men
Um, excuse me please, but you just sound like a big jerk
America today is different, watch us dance and watch us twerk
So get used to this new way of the world and new reality
How dare you scoff at human rights and my gender mentality
Meanwhile, overseas…
HA! Look! We’ve got them right where we want
They’re so accused of being used they can’t tell New York from Vermont!
Now it’s time to move while they have this dumb discussion
We shall crush them all with haste and make these morons Russian!
Muahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
Pussies.
How the World Should Work 