I love my penguin on a leash
I take him out and he’s like “preesh”
We tie our tux and prep our feet
He hops and squawks and kicks the rocks with all the friendly folks we meet
Just look at him, the little guy, my penguin on a leash
He loves to eat his favorite deesh: a big and juicy feesh 🐟
Oh how I love to waddle walk with my friend here on a leash
I tell you son, you should get one, they’re found out on the beach!
How the World Should Work 