Little dogs, they puzzle me
They think they are so tough
They say all day that “I don’t bark!”
“No I don’t bark, I ruff!”
Hmm, okay, if so you say
I guess you sure are tough
But when that German Shepherd howls
I bet you’ve had enough
“Yeah right! Watch this!”
“I’ll out-bark him!”
“That sheep herd is a wimp!”
Mm, okay, I hate to say
But bruh, you’re such a simp
“A simp! What’s that?”
“A simp you say?”
“I’ll show you who’s a simp!”
“Bark bark! Bow wow!”
“Ruff ruff! See now?”
“How dare you say that, wimp!”
Uh oh, look now
Here he comes
He must have heard your gruff
And if he wants a fight tonight
I hope you’ve got the stuff
“Uh wait, hold on”
“I only barked”
“To show you that I’m tough”
“I didn’t say for him today”
“To fight me or be rough”
That’s what I thought
…wimp
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