Why’d you eat that?!
“Just bepaws”
I told you not to!
“It was my jaws”
I know, but still!
“Well they aren’t me”
Oh my friggin god…
“My B”
“What, you no love me?”
My heart is palp…
“It’s k, come here”
“Come here, I halp”
Palpitating!
“Wait wassat mean?”
You drive me crazy
“I’m cute though, see?”
Stop doing that
“What you mean dis?”
Yes that, you weirdo
“It’s puppy kiss!”
Stop licking me!
“Okay, let’s walk”
I regret that day
I wished you’d talk
How the World Should Work 