My job as of late
It’s one I don’t hate
In fact, I like it a lot
Its to renovate
Every inch, every gate
A sweet house that my friend had just got
Well when I consigned
My name to dotted line
I said yes, of course I will try
To give you my best
Help build this new chest
Well then there was this other guy
He was hired with me
And we’ve been working, us three
To build up this sweet badass place
For months months and months
We’ve worked not twice but once
And this happened right in my face
This guy, you all see
To taste our lands free
His parents, well they came to town
So foreign and far
From Can-ad they are
Where Trudeau just bosses around
To show eagle blood life
Flying free without strife
He figured he’d take the day off
Tell them “hey mom and dad”
“These Americans have”
All this stuff while Trudeau’s like “you cough?”
And though yes yay for them
My points that my new friend
Was not with me to pull down this wall
While of course that’s okay
I declare it’s not gay
But twas lonely today, that is all
I’m not saying it matters
But our two tandem ladders
They argued today, so you know
And if you had been here
We might could have tried, steer
To this place, where no is homo