My Next Book

Despite the fact that I’m still rigorously working on Continuity, I can’t get this other idea out of my head. So I’ve decided to start on my next project, which is going to be a solo book titled Currency (I’m an advocate of open idea-sharing, so I don’t mind putting this out there). The plot … More My Next Book

Why Political Debates are Pointless – and How to Change That

If you frequently find yourself in the middle of political debates, this post should be helpful for you. At least I hope it will be. I’d like to discuss why directly debating political candidates is less effective than taking a more idealogical approach if you’re trying to prove a point. As with the majority of … More Why Political Debates are Pointless – and How to Change That

The Lenghornian Revolt: The Full Second Sequence

Chapter 1 “Can you believe it’s been eleven months since the Battle for Free Servitude?” Peacefully plowing her fields of terrible-tasting seasonal carrots, Stephanie the server comments to her co-worker, Brian the Frequently Requested, about how quickly time has passed since the epic liberation from their oppressive managers. “It’s hard to.” Brian replies. “It seems … More The Lenghornian Revolt: The Full Second Sequence

The Lenghornian Revolt Returns: Epilogue

🎼🎤🎼 “Weelllllllll weeeee, fought for our soldiers, And launched crouton boulders, And freed our fair ladies,  And now we serve on our own! Buuuutt wheeeen we sip on our Foldgers,  And put out the smoulders, We knew it’d be easy, And now we serve on our own!” 🎼🎤🎼 Back in the server village, Stephanie the … More The Lenghornian Revolt Returns: Epilogue

The Lenghornian Revolt Returns: Pt 12

“Servers! Notch your Silver Arrows of Ware! Fairies! Load croutons!!” Pointing her steak knife toward the castle, Stephanie the Strong commands her legion of servers. Closing in on the walls protecting Slug’s domain and the Tower of Management, the Lenghornians have sliced through his outer defenses like a hot knife through butter. Darkening the sky with … More The Lenghornian Revolt Returns: Pt 12

The Lenghornian Revolt Returns: Pt 11

“Teeheeheehee!!!!” Approaching from the Western hills, the chicken-winged brainless cooks fly toward Slug’s Keep, nestled not far beyond his castle walls and the Tower of Management. Swooping in through an open stone window, they perch themselves on top of the banisters overlooking his bedchamber. “My liege,” one of the cooks screeches. “Our quest is complete! … More The Lenghornian Revolt Returns: Pt 11

The Lenghornian Revolt Returns: Pt 10

“Behold! Cedric the Everhigh has strengthened our siege weapons of old!” Returning to the village of servers, Bobby and Norman haul the Battering Ham and Crouton Catapult into the center of the town square. “At last! They hath returned!” Pip the Well-Bodied cries in excitement. “Come servers, let us greet our champions!” As the servers … More The Lenghornian Revolt Returns: Pt 10

The Lenghornian Revolt Returns: Pt 9

“What news from the West?” Back in the Tower of Management, Kelsey asks Slug what his minions have discovered about the servers’ recent activities.” “The simple-minded slaves think they are one step ahead of us. Fools!” Slug says, cackling to himself. “My faithful flying informants saw them uncovering the Battering Ham and Crouton Catapult of … More The Lenghornian Revolt Returns: Pt 9