The Lenghornian Revolt Returns: Chapter 5

“Thank you my love. That was the best ride you’ve ever granted me.” Unsaddling his beautiful steed Norman, Bobby the Bold unsheathes his steak knife, preparing to scale the glacial mountains littering the Chest of Ice. Making sure he’s packed the long rope of cloth napkins he fastened together, he begins his treacherous ascent to … More The Lenghornian Revolt Returns: Chapter 5

The Lenghornian Revolt Returns: Chapter 4

Deciding to reconvene in the morning after returning to their slumber, the Lenghornian servers regroup in their village’s town hall, located in the small breezeway just before the restrooms.  “Citizens!” Mike shouts, “Are we all present?” “Ask Carly the Cute,” Chris, the Uplifter of Moods says. “She’s the one at the host stand with the … More The Lenghornian Revolt Returns: Chapter 4

The Lenghornian Revolt Returns: Chapter 2

“We must make haste!”  Hurriedly rushing through the grassy hills overlooking of the House of Front, Stephanie and Brian are sweating from their long trek.  “I’m running as fast as I can!” Brian shouts at Stephanie.  As they finally make it to the peaceful village where the servers hang their aprons at night, the pair … More The Lenghornian Revolt Returns: Chapter 2

The Lenghornian Revolt Returns: Chapter 1

“Can you believe it’s been eleven months since the Battle for Free Servitude?” Peacefully plowing her fields of terrible-tasting seasonal carrots, Stephanie the server comments to her co-worker, Brian the Frequently Requested, about how quickly time has passed since the epic liberation from their oppressive managers. “It’s hard to.” Brian replies. “It seems like only … More The Lenghornian Revolt Returns: Chapter 1

The Lenghornian Revolt: Epilogue

***If you enjoyed this story, buy my book! You’ll enjoy that story more šŸ™‚ Search for “Continuity” on Amazon/Kindle, Apple iBooks, Google Play, or BarnesandNoble.com Don’t forget to like my FB Page and follow this blog! http://www.facebook.com/mattshaoauthor *** The morning following the epic Battle for Free Servitude, the sun is shining particularly bright upon the … More The Lenghornian Revolt: Epilogue

The Lenghornian Revolt: a mini series pt 2

ā€œPsst. Hey, MP!ā€ ā€œYeah?ā€ ā€œDonā€™t you think we should get rid of that unicorn thing? He sure is a crappy server.ā€ Back in the Tower of Management, the Lenghornian higher ups collude with one another. Speaking at a whisper, the District Manager and the local manager attempt to conceal their true intentions for the team. … More The Lenghornian Revolt: a mini series pt 2

Why Waiting Tables Was the Best Decision I Ever MadeĀ 

About six months ago, I made a very difficult decision. For the previous eight months, I’d spent a ridiculous amount of time, money, and energy into trying to start my own business. When I’d started my little venture, things moved excruciatingly slow. Much more so than I’d anticipated. But after about five months of basically … More Why Waiting Tables Was the Best Decision I Ever MadeĀ 

PerspectiveĀ 

This is probably going to piss some people off.  HOWEVER! I have to say it because I can’t stand the hate. I see a LOT of anti Trump, Clinton, Obama, and so on rhetoric online. In fact, that’s almost all I see. Anti this, and anti that. Has anyone considered the fact that these people … More PerspectiveĀ