If you were to ask “What’s he good at now, Matt?”
I would tell you that there is one thing
If you were to ask “Does it make him look fat?”
I would say “Really? Just look at the thing.”
For of all of the things we can do in this world
He basically cares about one
Which is to lie down in a ball as he’s curled
While scoffing when I ask to run
He truly cares not, nothing matters to him
Except for a treat and a nap
If I ask if he’d like to go lift in the gym
He’d say “no, I’ll just sleep on your lap”
“I sleep over here, I sleep over there”
“Must I be forced to pick only one?
“I think that instead, since I’m a dog that is fair”
“I’ll sleep on them all, but you can go run”
How the World Should Work 