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Alex Murdaugh: But Pronounced Alec Murdock Because Literally Nothing I Do Makes Any Sense Whatsoever

February 8, 2023

So what if I stole millions? Who cares I faked my death? That makes a man a psychopath? Pleb please, don’t waste your breath Just because I’m more corrupt than Kremlin KGBs Does not mean I am capable of nuking family trees Judge and jury: this I say – just take one look at me! … More Alex Murdaugh: But Pronounced Alec Murdock Because Literally Nothing I Do Makes Any Sense Whatsoever

Another Ode: The Letter “E”

November 3, 2022

Every time a letter rhymes “E” tries to behold Even though its ego has Eventually grown old Everybody gets it, bro “E” can rhyme with all Ever think your poop don’t stink? “E” helps you, trust me, ya’ll

Another Ode: Letter “C”

November 3, 2022

Careful now, it’s letter C C’s how we got the cats Canine claws, we cannot trust ‘Cause dogs are more for that Cold they are, yet posed as friends Calculated, yes Clawing out our souls, nine lives, whilst standing on your Chest

Another Ode: The Letter “B”

November 3, 2022

Beaver Beaver, building buildings Blocking river’s way Bumble-Tuna could no soon-a Break his barricade Brackish water, somewhat salty Brewed around that day Broke the building ‘twas his fault, he Brought floods to Tuna Bay

Kneel in Reverence, For I Am A Generous Dog

October 8, 2022

I sleep over here; I sleep over thereYou tell me sleep where? I really don’t careI place paws on your mouth as I snooze on your lapBe silent, my servant! It’s time for my nap We both know you need me to keep yourself wholeSo stop your complaining and fill my food bowlOh. While you’re … More Kneel in Reverence, For I Am A Generous Dog

Okay Back, Honeymoon’s Over

April 8, 2022

It’s been awhile Yes awhile Since I wrote a poem But that’s because Yes it’s because I haven’t been alone I got a dog And like a frog I jumped into a thing And now free time Has been declined For Pips a pong to ping I made that up Just like her sup The … More Okay Back, Honeymoon’s Over

Hello, Pip!

March 10, 2022

Hello pretty Pip! I think its time I wrote a pweem So although my friends all know ‘twas coming This won’t be as it seems Never mind, okay I lied That’s exactly what this is It’s just a pweem, with glamour, gleam Were she a drink, she’s fizz Welcome to the world, my girl … More Hello, Pip!

The Lonely Ladders

February 26, 2022

My job as of late It’s one I don’t hate In fact, I like it a lot Its to renovate Every inch, every gate A sweet house that my friend had just got Well when I consigned My name to dotted line I said yes, of course I will try To give you my best … More The Lonely Ladders

St. Nicholas was Done in 2021

December 21, 2021

’Twas the morning ‘fore Christmas

And all through the house

Not a creature was stirring

…except Mrs. Clowse … More St. Nicholas was Done in 2021

Actions Speak Louder than Words: A Just Saying

December 3, 2021

“Just move on, just forget, let it go and turn the page” “That is how you’ll get by now, for life is naught more than a stage” Such advice from those in life, they mean well yet misunderstand Closure quite can bring respite, and things aren’t had ‘till they’re in hand Seeing is believing, at … More Actions Speak Louder than Words: A Just Saying

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Alex Murdaugh: But Pronounced Alec Murdock Because Literally Nothing I Do Makes Any Sense Whatsoever

Another Ode: The Letter “E”

Another Ode: Letter “C”

Another Ode: The Letter “B”

Kneel in Reverence, For I Am A Generous Dog

Okay Back, Honeymoon’s Over

Hello, Pip!

The Lonely Ladders

St. Nicholas was Done in 2021

Actions Speak Louder than Words: A Just Saying