So what if I stole millions? Who cares I faked my death?
That makes a man a psychopath? Pleb please, don’t waste your breath
Just because I’m more corrupt than Kremlin KGBs
Does not mean I am capable of nuking family trees
Judge and jury: this I say – just take one look at me!
Winning smile, fancy suit, that Hallmark family!
Pay no mind to this “behavior” they accuse me of up there
Ignore my beady Manson eyes. My only guilt? Red hair.
You’re telling me that you don’t visit your sick mom each night?
Holding big ass sketchy tarps? Like, that’s a common sight
I swear you people just can’t stand my money and prestige
Or that you’re not a king like me; a Hills-Have-Eyes-town liege
Face the facts: I’m a free man. And State’s shit, so by the way
Weak questions, weaker case, no prep? Just call me “White OJ”!