Majestic Mister Baxter Now just a silhouette Why you say? Well today He lost a big ole bet See Baxter thinks he suavé That he can woo just any lass So at the park I asked him Her? “You bet your ass” So there he went, the doggo He went to win this bet I … More Majestic Mister Baxter
Grand Moff Baxter just got a snip That’s a good thing, he needed it But hair, who cares? The point at hand Is how paws wield the Force o’er hands Yes it’s true, I’m forced to say (npi) These canine Jedi? Well, they don’t play Through the softness of their paws They harness Force like … More Grand Moff Baxter
Why’d you eat that?! “Just bepaws” I told you not to! “It was my jaws” I know, but still! “Well they aren’t me” Oh my friggin god… “My B” “What, you no love me?” My heart is palp… “It’s k, come here” “Come here, I halp” Palpitating! “Wait wassat mean?” You drive me crazy “I’m … More Dog Rhymes
Majestic Mr. Baxter He’s back, oh yes that’s right He’s so cool that this one fool Thought day had turned to night Majestic Mr. Baxter Wassat? The puppy park? Okay I guess but don’t forget No bites. Just only barks Majestic Mr. Baxter I know, you never bite But still my bro you never know … More Majestic Mr. Baxter, cont’d
Little dogs, they puzzle me They think they are so tough They say all day that “I don’t bark!” “No I don’t bark, I ruff!” Hmm, okay, if so you say I guess you sure are tough But when that German Shepherd howls I bet you’ve had enough “Yeah right! Watch this!” “I’ll out-bark him!” … More Little Dogs
Majestic Mr Baxter He’s back, and don’t you know His paws, they hide in this car ride As he waits to steal the show See, we’ve discussed how we must trust This pup, for up is down And backwards god is dog, I say When written in this town Some may scoff, but they’re just … More I Heard That!
Tiny little minnow, floating during day Tiny little minnow, wassat I hear you say? Tiny little minnow, soaking up the sun Tiny little minnow, having so much fun! I watch from high up in the sky, is it a her or is it him? I cannot tell, why? Oh well, I have not seen it … More Tiny Little –
Mr. Baxter loves car rides He hops inside and then he hides Below his blanket, I see a claw Coming from his tiny paw I turn the key and we’re like “vroom” He has his seat and all that room Laying down, his head held low Until I open the window He pops right up, … More Car Rides
You never wreck my to go box When I leave you in the car When we’re at the puppy park You never stray too far You learn new tricks At nine clock ticks I don’t know how you do it, bro You’re so dang cute You play the flute? I gave that up so long … More An Ode to Mr Baxter
Baxter, where’d you go? You were just here Now you’re like “no” It makes no freaking sense I thought that you were helping me with all this stuff I do How can I pay recompense? I just want you sitting here as I write these things, my dude! Please just come right back I’ll give … More Baxter, Where’d You Go?
How the World Should Work 