My job as of late It’s one I don’t hate In fact, I like it a lot Its to renovate Every inch, every gate A sweet house that my friend had just got Well when I consigned My name to dotted line I said yes, of course I will try To give you my best … More The Lonely Ladders
Why’d you eat that?! “Just bepaws” I told you not to! “It was my jaws” I know, but still! “Well they aren’t me” Oh my friggin god… “My B” “What, you no love me?” My heart is palp… “It’s k, come here” “Come here, I halp” Palpitating! “Wait wassat mean?” You drive me crazy “I’m … More Dog Rhymes
Majestic Mr. Baxter He’s back, oh yes that’s right He’s so cool that this one fool Thought day had turned to night Majestic Mr. Baxter Wassat? The puppy park? Okay I guess but don’t forget No bites. Just only barks Majestic Mr. Baxter I know, you never bite But still my bro you never know … More Majestic Mr. Baxter, cont’d
Twas Edgar Allan Poe, you see Who whispered “I know you know you want me” How’s that? She asked “Come on now, please” “They drip on my drip: POEtry” A mystery, his ladder’s rung None knew whereabouts Poe hung Still, secretly, bards’ gossip sung Pit pend’lums weren’t all that he swung That’s all it’d take … More Poe’s a Pimp
I hate this stupid world, and everybody in it They suck and suck and muck and muck and always seem to sin it I hate my stupid self, cause I know that I’m no different And I hate this whole dumb universe why did God have to begin it I hate this leeching dog, all … More I Hate Everything
Listen, Love: I Hate You I know you’ve been asking me to change. To spin my life, and rearrange. To shed all that of which I’ve lived, in sorrow now, a new life give’d. So many things of me you’ve asked; to test me with these things you’ve tasked. And yet I cannot help but … More Listen, Love: I Hate You
Damn, I love my dog I mean you’on even know Every thing he does amazes me He just sits and I’m like “woah” He poops outside Comes for a ride Always playin’ in the snow He barks a lot He pants when hot He follows everywhere I go Y’all can’t even understand how awesome he … More Damn, I Love My Dog
Listen, critic, please understand Read these words, and watch my hand You joke about these poems I write You say they’re rigid, and won’t take flight Let me explain one thing to you You clearly don’t get what I do My words are raw, they don’t need flair And honestly, I do not care I … More Critics
“It makes me oh so fluster-ated When I type duck, oh I so hate it STOP IT PLEASE, I cannot take it Anymore, tonight.” Breathe Matt, calm dawn, you’ve created Something we can all related For we have all demonstrated The topic of this write It does it whew we do not want it “NO! … More Auto-Correct
How the World Should Work 