How the World Should Work

“Wahh!!” “Agh!!!” “Yah!!” In the confines of the Tower of Management’s Walls, the fray between the servers and the brainless cooks comes to a head. Despite losing many of their comrades, the servers have persevered through the fight as if they’ve been triple seated whilst simultaneously serving a party of twelve. Knowing they are nearing … More The Lenghornian Revolt: pt 9

*** If you enjoy this story, buy my book! You’ll like it more 🙂 Search “Continuity” on Amazon, Apple iBooks, Google Play, or Barnesandnoble.com *** Quietly tiptoeing through the catacombs deep below the Tower of Management, Mike, the Tender of Bars makes his way toward the chamber that houses the Chains of Meaningless Rules. Knowing … More The Lenghornian Revolt: pt. 8

***If you’re enjoying this story, buy my book! You’ll like that story more 🙂   Search “Continuity” on Amazon, Apple iBooks, or Google Play. *** “Faster my faithful steeds!!” Leading the charge to the Tower of Management, Bernard mushes Jessica N and Sandy, two faithful stallions that are used to carrying the responsibilities of the … More The Lenghornian Revolt: pt 6

*** If you’re enjoying this story, buy my book! You’ll like that story more 🙂 Search for “Continuity” on Amazon, Apple iBooks, or Google Play. ***   While the servers are busy planning their assault on The Tower of Management, the scheming managers are vigorously coming up with their own plan to defend their oppressive … More The Lenghornian Revolt: pt 5

As dawn sweeps over dusk on the morning of the Battle, the Lenghornian servers and fairies huddle together to plan their assault on the Tower of Management.  “My fellow servers!” Bernard the Knight bellows, “Today is the day we honor our forefathers! We must earn back the right to serve freely, and rip apart the … More The Lenghornian Revolt: pt 4

The day following the epic Return of the Fairies, the Lenghornian servers regroup at the House of Back. “Alright guys, so how are we gonna get this dust on top of our managers heads? It will no doubt require the utmost planning and skill.” asks Thomas, Lord of the Shouting Expos. “Good question.” The new … More The Lenghornian Revolt: pt 3

“Psst. Hey, MP!” “Yeah?” “Don’t you think we should get rid of that unicorn thing? He sure is a crappy server.” Back in the Tower of Management, the Lenghornian higher ups collude with one another. Speaking at a whisper, the District Manager and the local manager attempt to conceal their true intentions for the team. … More The Lenghornian Revolt: a mini series pt 2

You have got to be kidding me.  Reaching into her apron for the third time, Marcia grabs yet another straw and hands it to the four year old child in the high chair in front of her, wondering how many more times the mother is going to ask for a piece of plastic to entertain … More The Lenghornian Revolt: a mini-series

I wrote a blog not too long ago about the eventual obsolescence of government due to the mass communication ability we now have as a result of the Internet. People can coordinate now on scales never before imagined, and every day we are seeing more and more people wake up and realize how the world … More The Real American (R)Evolution