“Thank you my love. That was the best ride you’ve ever granted me.” Unsaddling his beautiful steed Norman, Bobby the Bold unsheathes his steak knife, preparing to scale the glacial mountains littering the Chest of Ice. Making sure he’s packed the long rope of cloth napkins he fastened together, he begins his treacherous ascent to … More The Lenghornian Revolt Returns: Chapter 5
Deciding to reconvene in the morning after returning to their slumber, the Lenghornian servers regroup in their village’s town hall, located in the small breezeway just before the restrooms. “Citizens!” Mike shouts, “Are we all present?” “Ask Carly the Cute,” Chris, the Uplifter of Moods says. “She’s the one at the host stand with the … More The Lenghornian Revolt Returns: Chapter 4
“Fools!” High atop the Tower of Management, Slug and Kelsey plot their sinister plan. “Muahahaha!” Slug cackles. “The Lenghornians are so concerned about the consulting firm I have hired! Little do they know that the Annual Review is nothing but a cover for the REAL leverage to be rid of them – the Guest Satisfaction … More The Lenghornian Revolt Returns: Chapter 3
“We must make haste!” Hurriedly rushing through the grassy hills overlooking of the House of Front, Stephanie and Brian are sweating from their long trek. “I’m running as fast as I can!” Brian shouts at Stephanie. As they finally make it to the peaceful village where the servers hang their aprons at night, the pair … More The Lenghornian Revolt Returns: Chapter 2
“Can you believe it’s been eleven months since the Battle for Free Servitude?” Peacefully plowing her fields of terrible-tasting seasonal carrots, Stephanie the server comments to her co-worker, Brian the Frequently Requested, about how quickly time has passed since the epic liberation from their oppressive managers. “It’s hard to.” Brian replies. “It seems like only … More The Lenghornian Revolt Returns: Chapter 1
***If you enjoyed this story, buy my book! You’ll enjoy that story more 🙂 Search for “Continuity” on Amazon/Kindle, Apple iBooks, Google Play, or BarnesandNoble.com Don’t forget to like my FB Page and follow this blog! http://www.facebook.com/mattshaoauthor *** The morning following the epic Battle for Free Servitude, the sun is shining particularly bright upon the … More The Lenghornian Revolt: Epilogue
“Wahh!!” “Agh!!!” “Yah!!” In the confines of the Tower of Management’s Walls, the fray between the servers and the brainless cooks comes to a head. Despite losing many of their comrades, the servers have persevered through the fight as if they’ve been triple seated whilst simultaneously serving a party of twelve. Knowing they are nearing … More The Lenghornian Revolt: pt 9
*** If you enjoy this story, buy my book! You’ll like it more 🙂 Search “Continuity” on Amazon, Apple iBooks, Google Play, or Barnesandnoble.com *** Quietly tiptoeing through the catacombs deep below the Tower of Management, Mike, the Tender of Bars makes his way toward the chamber that houses the Chains of Meaningless Rules. Knowing … More The Lenghornian Revolt: pt. 8
*** If you enjoy this story, buy my book! You’ll like that story more 🙂 Search “Continuity” on Amazon, Apple iBooks, Google Play, or Barnesandnoble.com *** “Battle stations!! Cooks! To the wall!!” As the sun reaches its highest point during the midday Spring afternoon, the Lenghornian chariot, led by Bernard and the Fairies, can be … More The Lenghornian Revolt: pt. 7
***If you’re enjoying this story, buy my book! You’ll like that story more 🙂 Search “Continuity” on Amazon, Apple iBooks, or Google Play. *** “Faster my faithful steeds!!” Leading the charge to the Tower of Management, Bernard mushes Jessica N and Sandy, two faithful stallions that are used to carrying the responsibilities of the … More The Lenghornian Revolt: pt 6
How the World Should Work 