🎼🎤🎼 “Weelllllllll weeeee, fought for our soldiers, And launched crouton boulders, And freed our fair ladies, And now we serve on our own! Buuuutt wheeeen we sip on our Foldgers, And put out the smoulders, We knew it’d be easy, And now we serve on our own!” 🎼🎤🎼 Back in the server village, Stephanie the … More The Lenghornian Revolt Returns: Epilogue
“Servers! Notch your Silver Arrows of Ware! Fairies! Load croutons!!” Pointing her steak knife toward the castle, Stephanie the Strong commands her legion of servers. Closing in on the walls protecting Slug’s domain and the Tower of Management, the Lenghornians have sliced through his outer defenses like a hot knife through butter. Darkening the sky with … More The Lenghornian Revolt Returns: Pt 12
“Teeheeheehee!!!!” Approaching from the Western hills, the chicken-winged brainless cooks fly toward Slug’s Keep, nestled not far beyond his castle walls and the Tower of Management. Swooping in through an open stone window, they perch themselves on top of the banisters overlooking his bedchamber. “My liege,” one of the cooks screeches. “Our quest is complete! … More The Lenghornian Revolt Returns: Pt 11
Due to the many requests I received to consolidate the individual chapters, below is the first installment of The Revolt in its entirety. Enjoy! Chapter 1 You have got to be kidding me. Reaching into her apron for the third time, Marcia grabs yet another straw and hands it to the four year old child … More The Lenghornian Revolt: Full First Sequence
“Behold! Cedric the Everhigh has strengthened our siege weapons of old!” Returning to the village of servers, Bobby and Norman haul the Battering Ham and Crouton Catapult into the center of the town square. “At last! They hath returned!” Pip the Well-Bodied cries in excitement. “Come servers, let us greet our champions!” As the servers … More The Lenghornian Revolt Returns: Pt 10
“What news from the West?” Back in the Tower of Management, Kelsey asks Slug what his minions have discovered about the servers’ recent activities.” “The simple-minded slaves think they are one step ahead of us. Fools!” Slug says, cackling to himself. “My faithful flying informants saw them uncovering the Battering Ham and Crouton Catapult of … More The Lenghornian Revolt Returns: Pt 9
It’s no secret that our society has become digitized. The days of backyard baseball are gradually being replaced by backyard Pokemon hunts or other “augmented reality” applications. E-sports are on the rise, with millions tuning into services such as Twitch and YoutTube to literally watch people play video games. Sure, there’s still some dirt being … More The Written Word and Our Future
“HO PLEASE!” “Um, excuse me?” Asks Norman the Steed, looking up at Bobby with a grimace. “Apologies, my love.” Bobby the Brave says. “For I meant Woah, please. As in Woah! We have arrived at our destination.” Unsaddling his faithful steed, Bobby the Brave has arrived at the one place that will make certain that … More The Lenghornian Revolt Returns: Pt 8
Empathy. The ability to share and understand the feelings of another. According to the Google machine, at least. But I’d say that’s a pretty accurate depiction of what empathy means. Think about this. Every single action you make has an effect on your environment. Every word you say and thing you do. Someone will be … More Empathy: #nothingnegative
This is a random excerpt, but in the wake of all the division lately, I wanted to put this out there to help give some perspective to these issues we’ve been having. Interpret this however you’d like, but I’m trying to maintain a theme of societal acceptance with my writing. This is a short part … More An Excerpt from CoalescenceÂ
How the World Should Work 